These are my bizarro designs. They aren't necessarily funny, like a joke is funny. They're funny because they are just plain weird. These are the shirts to wear when you want quizzical looks. They are good for making people think you listen to obscure bands, or that you are in on some very special secret joke that they don't understand. You can also use some of these to make people think that you buy your t-shirts from countries where they don't speak English so well.


Please Do Not Set Me On Fire.
Please Do Not Set Me On Fire
I'm Famous In Korea
I'm Famous In Korea
Easily Distracted By Shiny Things
Easily Distracted By Shiny Things
This t-shirt cleverly covers my torso
This t-shirt cleverly covers my torso.
Trust Me.  I Know What I'm Doing.
Trust Me. I Know What I'm Doing.
Happy Valentine's Day From Chicago
Happy Valentine's Day From Chicago
My guinea pig eats poop.
My Guinea Pig Eats Poop.
Man=Breasts
Man-Breasts
Happy Fortified Sushi
Happy Fortified Sushi
Orange Lazarus - The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Orange Lazarus (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)
Alien Decoy
Alien Decoy
Grr. I'm a Scary Monster.
Grr. I'm a Scary Monster.
Arrg! I'm a Scary Pirate
Arrg! I'm a Scary Pirate
Wellsville High School Fighting Squid - The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Wellsville High School Fighting Squid (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)
I've never been to Boston in the fall. (VeggieTales)
I've never been to Boston in the fall. -VeggieTales
If I take this shirt off, wolverines will eat my nipples.
If I take this shirt off, wolverines will eat my nipples.
Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel? -Mythbusters
Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel? (Mythbusters)










Alana Muir © 2006