These are all of the designs I have made, in no meaningful order. Enjoy. I Aim to Misbehave (Serenity/Firefly) I'm Probably Allergic To You Easily Amused Vegetarianism Would Be More Fun If There Was Bacon I Caught You a Delicious Bass (Napoleon Dynamite) If I can still blink, I haven't had enough coffee. If Ignorance Is Bliss, Hollywood Must Be Paradise. Booby Bored Now (Buffy) It's Cute How Canada Thinks It's A Real Country Where Is My Coffee? Cute For Science (Mythbusters) I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. (Albert Einstein) Dingoes Ate My Baby (Buffy) 63% Evil, 37% Apathetic I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them - Isaac Asimov Please Do Not Set Me On Fire Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. Friction Is A Drag "Geek" in binary Gravity Sucks Don't make me release the hounds. I'm Famous In Korea Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind. -Albert Einstein Love Means Always Losing In Tennis This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like (Firefly/Serenity) I Listen to Music You've Never Heard Of I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own (Mythbusters) I'm the Real Dread Pirate Roberts (The Princess Bride) Old Chemists Don't Die; They Just Stop Reacting If we knew what it was that we were doing it would not be called research would it? -Albert Einstein Resistance May Be Futile, But Capacitance Has Potential Perforations are a Rip-Off Registered Sax Offender Shiny! (Firefly/Serenity) I'm Probably Smarter Than You Spaz I Believe You Have My Stapler (Office Space) Internet Superstar Sweet and Innocent Easily Distracted By Shiny Things My Toast Always Lands Butter Side Up (Mythbusters) This t-shirt cleverly covers my torso. Trust Me. I Know What I'm Doing. In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams Uranus Is Big and Gassy Happy Valentine's Day From Chicago Vegans Taste Like Chicken Orange Lazarus (The Adventures of Pete and Pete) My Guinea Pig Eats Poop Man-Breasts Happy Fortified Sushi Alien Decoy Grr. I'm a Scary Monster. Wellsville High School Fighting Squid (The Adventures of Pete and Pete) Arrg! I'm a Scary Pirate Men: you can't live with them; you can't be heterosexual without them. I've never been to Boston in the fall. -VeggieTales If I take this shirt off, wolverines will eat my nipples. Meditation: It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel? (Mythbusters) I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half. -Cartman (South Park) Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck. -Cartman (South Park) There are no stupid answers, just stupid people. -Mr. Garrison (South Park) Kreb Star (The Adventures of Pete and Pete) Inspected By 34 (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)

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