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August 04, 2007

Fringeiness

Last night was my one night of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.  My husband and I planned to go to a bunch of shows all in one night in order to get completely burned out on the festival and therefore have no insane ideas of visiting the city center during the rest of the festival.  I believe that it worked.

I'll start with my trip into the city.  I had taken the day off work so I could sleep in and get some other stuff done at the same time.  I was planning  to head into the city at 1:30.  I had an eye doctor appointment related to my upcoming laser eye surgery scheduled for 3:00, and it normally takes less than an hour to get to the city center, but it is the festival and my husband informed me that there was a major fire at a kilt shop on Princes Street, so the buses were running late and re-routed.

I went to the bus stop to catch a #47.  A #37 came by, and it was supposed to be there 10 minutes earlier, but I decided to grab that bus thinking, "If it's running late who knows when the 47 will be here."  I talked to the driver and it turns out he wasn't 10 minutes late.  He was 40 minutes late.

Anyway, I got to George Street to my eye doctor appointment with time to spare.  They had a bunch of problems scanning my eyes because I apparently have huge pupils.  After the eye doctor, I went to Starbucks to meet up with my husband.  I had a really big iced mocha.  It was the first time I've been to Starbucks since moving here.  I hate to admit it, but it totally felt like home.

After coffee, we went to Pizza Hut and had a medium Pepperoni and green chili pizza.  The bathrooms were all weird.  I can't even describe it.  There was a labyrinth of stairs with no right angles and it was very disorienting.

After that, we got a bus over the the Pleasance theater complex.  It's apparently related to the University, and it's a cool area.  There's a big courtyard with a temporary bar and information booths.  We found our first venue: the Pleasance Cellar.  We were scheduled to see Owen Powell's The Two Closest Starbucks in Britain.  The cellar was literally a cellar.  Water was dripping from the ceiling and the seating was a bunch of Ikea stools.  I think there was maybe room for 30 people in there.  It was incredibly uncomfortable, but the good news is that Owen Powell was very funny.  He had spent a year travelling Britain and measuring distances between Starbucks.  He didn't hate Starbucks.  Didn't love them.  In fact, he admitted that he doesn't even like coffee.  But he needed to know how close together 2 starbucks could be.  It was genuinely funny, and he deserved a better venue. 

After that, we had a short break and then went to the Pleasance One theater to see Lucy Porter's Love-In.  My first impression after sitting on an Ikea stool for an hour was, "It's so comfortable!"  The seating was big cushioned benches, and we got a row with extra leg room for my 6'5" husband.  There was even air conditioning.  But that was only secondary to the fact that Lucy Porter was hilarious.  She was talking completely on the theme of love.  And how she considers love to be a mental illness, but doesn't mind so much because crazy isn't so bad.  She talked about bad dates and embarrassing moments and crazy habits, and she gave out prizes and had audience participation and it was completely 7 pounds well spent.  I would see her again in a heartbeat.

Our final show of the night was back on George Street, and by that time Princes Street was re-opened and the buses were a little more normal.  Our final show of the night was Rich Hall.   The theater was a more traditional theater with the individual seats with armrests.  For my husband and I, it was not really very comfortable.  But Rich Hall was undeniably funny.  It was his first night at the Festival, and you could tell he hadn't worked out all the kinks.  It didn't help that the audience was full of drunken obnoxious British people.  Despite that, he did make me laugh out loud plenty.

My husband liked Rich Hall best.  I liked Lucy Porter best.  We both liked Owen Powell, in spite of the venue.  Overall, we had a good night and by the time we caught a midnight bus home, we were completely exhausted.  

When I got home I went to bed, and laid there awake for 2 hours.  I was exhausted, but my feet hurt so much they kept me awake.  It was very annoying.  But I've got a whole weekend to recover.

Alana 

June 15, 2007

Can't Stop the Serenity

I'm so excited!  Next week I'm going to see my favoritest movie ever on the big screen again!  As a charity event, Joss Whedon is having Serenity shown on screens all over the world on or near June 23rd, in honor of Joss Whedon's birthday.  Serenity is a great movie and I was sad that I only got to see it once in the theater when it was originally released. 

You should all go to http://www.cantstoptheserenity.com/ and see if there is a showing near you.  There are still a lot of tickets available in a lot of cities.  And if you go to the Edinburgh one, maybe I'll see you there.  Smile

Alana 

January 14, 2006

The staples

originally on diaryland 1:50 p.m. - 2005-03-05

Okay, so I was just watching some tv (a horrible reality fashion show thing) and I had the closed captioning on because my dad is mostly deaf, and the closed captioning is always on. There was a shot segueing from inside one building to inside another, and it was just a basic establishing shot. And suddenly in the middle of this silent establishing shot, the captioning says, "I really did want to shave it but I couldn't because of the staples." What?!?!? There was no one in either scene talking about shaving or staples. In fact, I never remember either topic coming up in the entire show. But there it was.

I really did want to shave it but I couldn't because of the staples.

Yup.

Alana
www.girlalive.com

1:50 p.m. - 2005-03-05

Please Revoke Paris Hilton's Uterus.

Originally published on diaryland  2:07 p.m. - 2005-02-15

When did celebrities become so useless?

I remember when famous people were actors or musicians or athletes or at the very least British royalty. They had some known use and talent. We appreciated their ability to say words or sing or at least, in the case of models, stand there and look pretty. And then came Paris Hilton.

Let's take a moment to look at Paris Hilton's contribution to society. She made that one porn video. She was in "The Simple Life". So the only talents she has exhibited are in being a useless vapid whore. She hasn't done any acting. Both of her contributions were in the realm of "reality" television. So society is giving her money for being a useless vapid whore. I went to high school with countless useless vapid whores. They ended up in trailer parks or low-budget porn where they belong. How did Paris Hilton end up on the cover of every magazine?

Sure, you can blame her success on the fact that she's the daughter of a rich man. Does that really mean we as a society should care about her? I don't think so.

So for being a useless vapid whore and for lowering the value of women everywhere, I think that Paris Hilton should have her uterus revoked. She is making the real women who have brains and personalities look bad, and as a woman, I don't think she deserves to be able to call herself a woman anymore. So someone please revoke Paris Hilton's uterus before she reproduces. The last thing we need is more useless vapid whores in the world.

Alana
www.girlalive.com

2:07 p.m. - 2005-02-15