Rules of Laundry
Okay, so for the benefit of anyone who lives with me, I will type up some clear and concise rules of laundry. This does not apply to the guinea pigs in my house, since they do not wear clothes. Some of the other people living in my house apparently were never taught tidiness or consideration for others. Where your mother failed, let me fill in the gaps.
1. Clothes only belong in 3 places in my house: on your body, in a laundry-related machine (for a maximum of 2 days, or preferably only when said machine is in operation), or in a designated clothes storage area (see rule 2).
2. Designated clothes storage areas include our bedroom, the other bedroom near the bathroom, and possibly a laundry hamper, if it is kept in the upstairs hallway.
3. Designated clothes storage areas DO NOT include: in a basket on the kitchen floor, draped over the living room chairs, hung over the stair rail, piled on top of my boxes in the downstairs hall, or in a pile in the corner of the bathroom.
4. Clothing that is not confined to the laundry machines, your body, or the designated clothes storage areas is really getting on my nerves and will eventually be chucked out into the back garden as nest material for neighborhood squirrels.
Thank you.
Alana
