Please Revoke Paris Hilton's Uterus.
Originally published on diaryland 2:07 p.m. - 2005-02-15
When did celebrities become so useless?
I remember when famous people were actors or musicians or athletes or at the very least British royalty. They had some known use and talent. We appreciated their ability to say words or sing or at least, in the case of models, stand there and look pretty. And then came Paris Hilton.
Let's take a moment to look at Paris Hilton's contribution to society. She made that one porn video. She was in "The Simple Life". So the only talents she has exhibited are in being a useless vapid whore. She hasn't done any acting. Both of her contributions were in the realm of "reality" television. So society is giving her money for being a useless vapid whore. I went to high school with countless useless vapid whores. They ended up in trailer parks or low-budget porn where they belong. How did Paris Hilton end up on the cover of every magazine?
Sure, you can blame her success on the fact that she's the daughter of a rich man. Does that really mean we as a society should care about her? I don't think so.
So for being a useless vapid whore and for lowering the value of women everywhere, I think that Paris Hilton should have her uterus revoked. She is making the real women who have brains and personalities look bad, and as a woman, I don't think she deserves to be able to call herself a woman anymore. So someone please revoke Paris Hilton's uterus before she reproduces. The last thing we need is more useless vapid whores in the world.
Alana
www.girlalive.com