meet my daughter, Gristle
diaryland entry 2:11 p.m. - 2005-03-09
The worst "creative" spelling of the name "Crystal" is "Krystle". I've seen this spelling twice, and both times that I've seen it, my mind doesn't correspond it to the name Crystal. It corresponds it to the word "gristle". So if you want to name your child Crystal, do her a favor and spell it Crystal. Then people will think of pretty shiny things. When you name her Krystle, people like me will invariably think of the disgusting mass of inedible connective tissue left behind after someone eats a steak.
Today I found out that the chocolate milk in the vending machines at work only costs a dollar. And you can see the expiration dates through the glass, so you know you won't be getting a bottle of chocolate flavored cottage cheese. I'll be drinking chocolate milk a lot more from now on.
I'm supposed to be doing 32 claims per hour. Today I've been doing 21. This sucks. I'm not trying to be slow either. It's just one of those days. Grr.
Alana
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