Is it true that Uranus is big and gassy?
diaryland entry 10:07 a.m. - 2005-03-09
I have a notebook in by backpack that I use for writing down funny or useful stuff that I think of during the day when I'm working. It works much better than stealing sticky notes and losing them in the bottom of my bag. Somehow my notebook manages to acquire a new brown stain (probably from old coffee in my coffee cup) every day. Nothing else in my bag seems to be effected. But there are new brown stains on my notebook every time I pick it up. The top edge is getting kind of crunchy.
Here are some things I wrote in my notebook.
Things That Make Me Laugh No Matter How Mature I Pretend To Be
- That one video of a monkey picking its butt, sniffing its finger, and then falling off a log.
- People named Dick.
- When I see the name Timmy on a claim and immediately think of Timmy from South Park.
- Chinese restaurant menus, when they list chicken balls.
- Chinese restaurant menus, when they list Poo Poo.
- Jokes about uranus.
Alana
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