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Elvis in the ladies' room

Originally Published on diaryland 12:29 p.m. - 2005-02-22

Elvis keeps following me into the bathroom at work.

This is the weirdest trend I've noticed at my job. All day while I type numbers, I listen to my mp3 player. It is strapped to my arm, hanging around my neck, or in my pocket most of the time, so I don't take it off to go to the bathroom. And every time I go to the bathroom, an Elvis song plays. I have it on random, and there are only about 3 Elvis songs on the thing. Yet every time I go into the bathroom, I hear Elvis. It's not like Elvis makes me have to pee. It can be playing anything when I walk into the bathroom. Radiohead, Sixpence None the Richer, silverchair. But by the time I leave the bathroom, it'll be playing Elvis.

It's kinda starting to freak me out. I think that the ghost of The King likes to watch me pee.

Alana
www.girlalive.com

12:29 p.m. - 2005-02-22

 


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